Nerd's Corner

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[ruthyless]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Markiplier

[aliceinpunderland]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Markiplier

[idkwhoiamanymorebutwtf]

Same. I wad like “a little weird, but alright, they’re scared of Markiplier”

[hopefulspread]

This post used to be about Danny Devito. What happened. How did it change.

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[beebeedibapbeediboop]

“Excuse me sir, are you the knight who saved my life?”

Story of a princess falling in love with a knight who is in fact a very strong and beautiful lady

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Non-Binary DND Character Advise Needed!

Okay, so my friend, who is a cis het man, started his newest campaign, and I wanted to play a non-binary character. I am a non-binary bean myself but my character was originally female. After planning a lot of the character, I decided I didn’t like being referred to as my dead pronouns so often within my close friend group and asked if it would be alright that I change my character to non-binary. He said it was alright but that npcs would get my character’s gender wrong anyway… and in a game like DND, you see so many new people so it was strongly implied that this would be a recurring problem. I told him I wasn’t comfortable with that either because of, obviously, how that makes me feel. He didn’t budge. Eventually I decided to change my character to male to save our whole DND group all the grief of me continuing to try and fight him on his decision. I haven’t told him this, but I’ve personally conceded to never play a non-binary character in a serious campaign again (he’s our only DM that can do really long games) and obviously I’m currently not in a good enough mind set to play females… What should I do? How should I address this problem? Am I asking far too much of him?

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[ssj14goku]

it’s level 100 and all it knows is pound. that’s great

[ssj14goku]

oh god i took this photo on a frame while it was blinking that makes it look really sad

[tropius]

You made it feel inadequate

[ssj14goku]

i’m so sorry…………………..

[jawbone-the-tenth]

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[killtheteendream]

we really don’t talk enough about the fact paris hilton’s sex tape opens with a dedication to 9/11???

[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

HUH?

[Nerd's Corner]

So in the Road to El Dorado…

[banana-battery-acid]

  Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like

[feenyxblue]

This is the only valid crossover.

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futurism.com

Amazon workers listen to your Alexa conversations, then mock them

Sometimes, it was their "way of relieving stress."

[carnival-phantasm]

[porko-rosso]

[rtrixie]

People are really surprised the corporate wiretap they bought actually has someone listening on the other end huh

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[quasi-normalcy]

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

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[kiilea]

bittersweet 🍭

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[bone-and-brawn]

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